CULT MOVIES!!"Use the Force, Luke."
Star Wars: Episode V - The Empire Strikes Back (1980)
"Obi-Wan never told you what happened to your father?"
Attack of the Killer Tomatoes (1978)
"Hey, can somebody please pass the ketchup?"
The Silence of the Lambs (1991)
"We've tried to study him, of course, but he's much too sophisticated for the standard tests"
The Dark Knight (2008)
"I believe whatever doesn't kill you simply makes you... stranger."
"How about a magic trick?...I'm gonna make this pencil disappear... Ta-daa! It's... it's gone."
The Crow (1994)
"For a ghost you bleed just fine."
"Abashed the Devil stood and felt how awful goodness is."
The Nightmare Before Christmas (1993)
"And what did Santa bring you, Honey?"
Blood Simple. (1984)
"Well, ma'am, if I see him, I'll sure give him the message."
Drugstore Cowboy (1989)
"Who put the goddam hat on the bed"
"Man, I love cops. If there were no hot shit cops like Gentry around, the competition would be so heavy there'd be nothing left to steal."
Natural Born Killers (1994)
"This is not about you, you egomaniac. I kinda like you. But if we let you go, we'd be just like everybody else. Killing you and what you represent is a statement."
Napoleon Dynamite (2004)
"Pedro offers you his protection."
Kill Bill: Vol. 1 (2003)
"Those of you lucky enough to have your lives, take them with you. However, leave the limbs you've lost. They belong to me now...EXCEPT YOU, SOFIE! You stay right where you are!"
Kill Bill: Vol. 2 (2004)
"Bitch, you don't have a future."
Goodfellas (1990)
"What do you mean I'm funny...?"
Donnie Darko (2001)
"First of all, Papa Smurf didn't create Smurfette. Gargamel did. She was sent in as Gargamel's evil spy with the intention of destroying the Smurf village. But the overwhelming goodness of the Smurf way of life transformed her. And as for the whole gang-bang scenario, it just couldn't happen. Smurfs are asexual. They don't even have... reproductive organs under those little, white pants. It's just so illogical, you know, about being a Smurf. You know, what's the point of living... if you don't have a dick?"
Mallrats (1995)
"It's impossible, Lois could never have Superman's baby. Do you think her fallopian tubes could handle the sperm? I guarantee you he blows a load like a shotgun right through her back."
Fight Club (1999)
"I am Jack's smirking revenge."
The Godfather (1972)
"Mr. Corleone never asks a second favor once he's refused the first, understood?"
The Godfather Part II (1974)
"I know it was you Fredo. You broke my heart. You broke my heart!"
Mad Max (1979)
"I'm scared, Fif. It's that rat circus out there, I'm beginning to enjoy it. Look, any longer out on that road and I'm one of them, a terminal psychotic, except that I've got this bronze badge that says that I'm one of the good guys."
The Road Warrior: Mad Max 2 (1982)
"I'm just here for the gasoline.
Delicatessen (1991)
"Nobody is entirely evil: it's that circumstances that make them evil, or they don't know they are doing evil."
Easy Rider (1969)
"They'll talk to ya and talk to ya and talk to ya about individual freedom. But they see a free individual, it's gonna scare 'em."
Night of the Living Dead (1968)
"Well, there's no problem. If you have a gun, shoot 'em in the head. That's a sure way to kill 'em. If you don't, get yourself a club or a torch. Beat 'em or burn 'em. They go up pretty easy."
This Is Spinal Tap (1984)
"It's such a fine line between stupid...and clever."
"He died in a tragic gardening accident... Authorities said... it's best to leave it... unsolved."
The Rocky Horror Picture Show (1975)
"Hi, my name is Brad Majors..." (Asshole!) "...this is my fiancee, Janet Weiss." (Slut!)
Requiem for a Dream (2000)
"I know it's pretty baby, but I didn't take it out for air"
Aliens (1986)
"It's a robot. Ash is a god damn robot"
Dirty Harry(1971)
" I know what you're thinking. "Did he fire six shots or only five?" Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement I kind of lost track myself. But being as this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world, and would blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself one question: Do I feel lucky? Well, do ya, punk?"
A Clockwork Orange (1971)
"Viddy well, little brother. Viddy well..."
Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas (1998)
"What? No. We can't stop here. This is bat country."
"There's a uh, big machine in the sky, some kind of, I dunno, electric snake, coming straight at us. -Shoot it. -Not yet, I want to study its habits."
Monty Python and the Holy Grail (1974)
"I *warned* you, but did you listen to me? Oh, no, you *knew*, didn't you? Oh, it's just a harmless little *bunny*, isn't it?"
Reality Bites (1994)
"I have to work around here, and unfortunately Troy, you are a master at the art of time suckage."
Singles (1992)
"Somewhere around 25, bizarre becomes immature."
Taxi Driver (1976)
"Twelve hours of work and I still can't sleep. Damn. Days go on and on. They don't end."
"You talkin' to me? Then who the hell else are you talking... you talking to me? Well I'm the only one here. Who the fuck do you think you're talking to?"
Apocalypse Now (1979)
"I love the smell of napalm in the morning. You know, one time we had a hill bombed, for 12 hours. When it was all over, I walked up. We didn't find one of 'em, not one stinkin' dink body. The smell, you know that gasoline smell, the whole hill. Smelled like... victory."
Dr. Strangelove Or: How I Stopped Worrying and Learned to Love the Bomb (1964)
"Gentlemen, you can’t fight in here! This is the War Room!"
Deep Throat (1972)
"-How would you like it if you had balls in your ears? -[pause] I guess I could hear myself coming!"
Pulp Fiction (1994)
"What does Marcellus Wallace look like?...DOES HE LOOK LIKE A BITCH?...Then why you try to fuck him like a bitch, Brett?"
"I'm a get medieval on your ass."
Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid (1969)
"Rules? In a knife fight?"
Pink Floyd: The Wall (1982)
"Do you remember me? I'm from the registry office."
The Blues Brothers (1980)
"We had a band powerful enough to turn goat piss into gasoline."
The Holy Mountain (1973)
"You are excrement. You can change yourself into gold."
Soylent Green (1973)
"It's people. Soylent Green is made out of people. They're making our food out of people. Next thing they'll be breeding us like cattle for food. You've gotta tell them. You've gotta tell them!"
Dark Star (1974)
"Don't give me any of that intelligent life crap, just give me something I can blow up."
Reservoir Dogs (1992)
" Let me tell you what 'Like a Virgin' is about."
"The words "too fucking busy" shouldn't be in a waitress's vocabulary.
"Hey what's goin' on?...Can you hear that?"
Trainspotting. (1998)
"We would have injected vitamin C if only they had made it illegal!"
Freaks (1932)
"Gobble gobble, gobble gobble... We accept her... One of us, one of us..."
Harold and Maude (1971)
Harold: "You sure have a way with people."
Maude: "Well, they're my species!"
Pink Flamingos (1972)
"Filth are my politics! Filth is my life."
The Texas Chainsaw Massacre (1974)
"Hey, Grampa, we're gonna let you have this one!"
Repo Man (1984)
"Let's go get sushi and not pay!"
Scarface (1983)
"Shay 'jello to my wittle vrend!"
Blade Runner (1982)
"Wake up. Time to die."
The Shawshank Redemption (1994)
"Get busy livin' or get busy dyin'."
Five Deadly Venoms (1978)
"Hwayiii!"
Plan 9 From Outer Space (1959)
"All you of Earth are IDIOTS!"
"Greetings, my friends. We are all interested in the future, for that is where you and I are going to spend the rest of our lives. And remember, my friends, future events such as these will affect you in the future."
Brazil (1985)
"That is your receipt for your husband...and this is my receipt for your receipt."
Eraserhead (1977)
(A pervasive hiss of unsettling white noise.)
Faster, Pussy-Cat! Kill! Kill! (1966)
"Honey, we don't like nothing soft. Everything we touch is hard."
The Warriors (1979)
"Warriors come out to plaaay." or
"Can...you...dig it?"
Braindead -a.k.a Dead Alive- (1992)
"I kick arse for the Lord!"
Bad Taste (1987)
"Well this sure has buggered your plans for conquering the world, eh? Hehe... my friend, the astro-bastard, time for talkies. By the time my colleagues get here I want to have you babbling in some extra-terrestrial language!"
Dazed and Confused (1993)
"That's what I love about these high school girls, man: I get older, they stay the same age."
Hard-Boiled (1992)
"There's no room for failure now. The innocent must die!"
"Give a guy a gun, he thinks he's Superman. Give him two and he thinks he's God."
Evil Dead II: Dead by Dawn (1987)
"Groovy" or
"I'll swallow your soul!"
"Let's head on down into that cellar and carve ourselves a witch."
The Mack (1973)
"We can settle this like you got some class, or we can get into some gangster shit."
Pee-Wee's Big Adventure (1985)
"I know you are, but what am I? Infinity!"
"There's a lot of things about me you don't know anything about, Dottie, things you wouldn't understand, things you couldn't understand."
Invasion of the Body Snatchers (1956)
"They're here already! You're next! You're next, You're next...!"
Un Chien Andalou (1928, France)
(It's a silent movie, but shrieks and gasps can often be heard in the audience."
Akira (1988)
"Tetsuoooooo!"
The Toxic Avenger (1985)
"They're going to nuke the monster!"
Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory (1971)
"What is this, Wonka, some kind of fun house?"
"Why? Having fun?"
Stranger Than Paradise (1984)
"It's Screamin' Jay Hawkins, and he's a wild man, so bug off!"
Dawn of the Dead (1978)
"They kill for one reason: They kill for food!"
The Wiz (1978)
"Ease on down the road."
Clerks (1994)
"I'm not even supposed to be here today."
The Harder They Come (1973)
"Don'... fuck ... wit' ... me."
Slap Shot (1977)
"Old-time hockey!"
Re-Animator (1985)
"You steal the secret of life and death, and here you are trysting with a bubbleheaded coed!"
Grey Gardens (1976)
"In dealing with me, the relatives didn't know that they were dealing with a staunch character...S-T-A-U-N-C-H."
The Big Lebowski (1998)
"The Dude abides."
Withnail and I (1987)
"I demand to have some booze!"
Showgirls (1995)
"I'm not a whore, I'm a dancer!"
A Bucket of Blood (1959)
"I've never seen anything like it before...and I hope I never see anything like it again."
They Live (1988)
"I have come here to chew bubble gum and kick ass...I'm all out of bubble gum."
The Best of Everything (1959)
"Here's to men! Bless their clean-cut faces and dirty little minds!"
Barbarella (1968)
"I'd better adjust my tongue box."
Heathers (1989)
"Did you have a brain tumor for breakfast or something?"
"Hey Ram, doesn't this cafeteria have a no-fags-allowed rule?"
Rushmore (1998)
"She's my Rushmore, Max."
The Adventures of Buckaroo Banzai Across the 8th Dimension (1984)
"...No matter where you go, there you are."
"Laugh-a while you can Monkey-Boy!!"
Love Streams (1984)
"Life is a series of suicides, divorces, promises broken, children smashed, whatever."
Superstar: The Karen Carpenter Story (1987)
"I will not wear that hip-hugger thing. Mother. It makes me look really fat."
Aguirre, The Wrath of God (1972)
"I am the Wrath of God!"
Walking and Talking (1996)
"Do we really have to listen to this vagina music all the way there?"
The Decline of Western Civilization II: The Metal Years (1988)
"I'm the happiest son-ofabitch, motherfucker there ever was."
Friday (1995)
"It's Friday... You ain't got shit to do."
Faces of Death, Vol. 1 (1978)
"Banned in 46 countries!" (Tagline)
Santo vs. las mujeres vampiro (1962)
"Solo un hombre de acero...de agilidad de pantera, es capaz de luchar contra las MUJERES VAMPIRO...y ese hombre es...SANTO!" (Tagline)
Salò o le 120 giornate di Sodoma (1975)
"This howling is the most exciting thing I have ever heard."
C'est arrivé près de chez vous a.k.a. Man Bites Dog (1992)
"Usually I start the month with a postman."
The Thing (1982)
"We're gonna draw a little bit of everybody's blood... 'cause we're gonna find out who's the thing..."
Bullitt (1968)
"Look, you work your side of the street, and I'll work mine."
Two Lane Blacktop (1971)
"Performance and image, that's what it's all about."
Cannibal Holocaust (1980)
"Yes, yes, that is precisely what I want. I've seen the rest of the material, you haven't. You haven't seen the stuff that even your editors didn't have the stomach to put together, and if you had, you wouldn't hesitate but to agree with me."
The Last House On The Left (1972)
"I said "Piss your pants"..."
Desperate Living (1977)
"Hello? What number are you calling? You've dialed the wrong number! Sorry? What good is that? How can you ever repay the last thirty seconds you have stolen from my life? I hate you, your husband, your children, and your relatives!"
Vanishing Point (1971)
"I'm gonna bet you the tab for the bennies. I'm gonna be in Frisco, and I'm gonna call you at three tomorrow. Now, if I don't, double the deal next time around."
Ordinary Work
I like the movie, but the B-movies.... these movies especially grab my attention - because they tend to have a touch of involuntary humor - because some of them are really bad - monsters with the zipper of their costume visible - vulgar display of boobs - wrestlers-vampires-hunters, wars, attacks from outer space, UFO's suspended from a fine wire, and much much more ridiculous stuff..
